You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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