Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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