Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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