You're so nebulous sometimes
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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