Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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