How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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