So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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