no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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