he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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