you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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