he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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