walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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