What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
