her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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