Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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