the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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