i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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