I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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