You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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