But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
40s are totally the cure
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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