She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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