he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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