fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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