My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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