Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
is wine microwaveable?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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