Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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