VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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