new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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