Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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