i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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