Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
