a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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