So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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