Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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