My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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