so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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