I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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