i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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