He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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