and i looked up. we had an audience...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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