Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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