its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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