she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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