i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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