it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
