I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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