did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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