i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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