Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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