My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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