Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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