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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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