How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
cat food counts as protein by the way
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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