i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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